No Shit, Ellumbra!
Hey Guys, it’s about You-Know-Who again!
No surprise that he is complaining. Come on! Stop whining, stupid old man! You should really do what old people usually do, like watching TV or go for a walk. But not hanging out on dating websites and search for underage girlfriends. But what is the issue here? Let me explain to you.
Our good ol’ shammer Ellumbra was blaspheming about our Royal Majesty, the Goddess, by sending him his well-known spam letters. How dare you, Mister Tim “Two-Timer” Cumper? Don’t you know, that with each letter you send you are going to make yourself more ridiculous?! But for now let’s expand more on those dumb letters.
In Ellumbra’s fugly letters he called our Queen of Hearts a pervert.
A small explanation of “Pervert”:
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort.
PERFECT MATCH WITH YOU, MISTER TIM “PERVERT” CUMPER!
Honestly, who’s the old pervert? Who’s the one betraying his wife? Who’s the two-timer? Who’s the mega-horny, old, senile pensioner trying to compel our attention? I could continue this for hours, but it’s not worth it. This nuts jackass is not worth the trouble. But let us continue it, just for fun. Watching him drown in his own shit, at his own risk. I wish!
Yes, I am 14 years young and I can still think about my future. But this insane old man.. haha.. he has no future anymore. I do respect elderly persons, but why should I respect a fugly, primitive person, who tells lies, is schizophrenic and who ruined his own life by making mistakes and making others responsible for them.
You silly, poor, old, blind man. You really need help! Come on, let us walk. Take my hand and let me show you the way to the beautiful retirement home where you belong! DAMN IT!!!
