Plurk – Your Life, On The Line!

Not so long ago my Mom stumbled over a site called Plurk.

In it’s schema Plurk resembles Twitter and it might not be a wildly popular miniblogging site, but it’s really clear and neatly arranged. At the beginning it might be kind of frustrating though, because you have to earn so-called “Karmapoints”. The more Karmapoints you earn, the more functions Plurk affords you.

But how do i get more Karma? The first time you log into Plurk, it says that you should update your profile to gain Karma. Writing new posts and making friends will mostly increase your points.

If you were inactive for a few days you Karma will surely drop; because of that i recommend to stop by everyday, just for a few minutes, to take your time to write 3-4 new posts about what you are or were doing. With specific numbers of Karmapoints you earn more and more smilies and features, like designing your personal profile (or Timeline) with CSS.

It’s very enormous in functions and worth to drop by for once!

If you like to join just add me, Billabong, to your friends on Plurk!

//EDIT: I don’t have an account on Plurk anymore.

Deutschland und die Euro 2008

Alle zwei Jahre packen viele Fussballfanatiker das Fussball-Fieber. Sei es eine EM oder eine WM, alle sind mit Herzenslust dabei. So auch wieder dieses Jahr, bei der Euro 2008 in der Schweiz und in Österreich. Überall sieht man Schwarz-Rot-Goldfarbene Flaggen an Fahnenmästen und an Autos wehen; ein klares Zeichen für den starken Patriotismus in Deutschland. Aber nun zur Euro 2008!

Das erste Spiel von Deutschland gegen Polen lief sehr gut; Lukas Podolski schoss zwei richtig gute Tore gegen seine Landesgenossen. Es ist ziemlich schade, dass wir Deutsche gestern in einem durchaus rabiaten Spiel gegen Kroatien verloren haben, aber die Kroaten haben es trotz allem verdient. Ich denke nicht, dass der Spruch “Dabei sein ist alles” die Wahrheit vermittelt, denn bei einer EM/WM bedeutet es schon etwas mehr.

Unser deutsches Nationalteam wird sich beim nächsten Spiel mit Sicherheit nicht einfach so hängen lassen, denn auch wir Deutsche haben Temperament! Am 16. Juni spielen wir dann letztendlich gegen Österreich und dann werden wir sehen was dabei herausspringt.

Falls wir es trotz allem nicht schaffen, gibt es noch die WM 2010 in Afrika, denn zwei Jahre vergehen schnell; das habe ich seit der WM 2006 bemerkt.

Feiert kräftig unsere Fussball-Helden, denn sie haben mitunter viel durchgestanden. Ich versuche die EM so gut wie möglich hier auf den Philippinen zu verfolgen! Hier sind wir auch schon voll Banane und erwarten die heiss ersehnten Ergebnisse von den nächsten Spielen.

No Shit, Ellumbra!

Hey Guys, it’s about You-Know-Who again!
No surprise that he is complaining. Come on! Stop whining, stupid old man! You should really do what old people usually do, like watching TV or go for a walk. But not hanging out on dating websites and search for underage girlfriends. But what is the issue here? Let me explain to you.

Our good ol’ shammer Ellumbra was blaspheming about our Royal Majesty, the Goddess, by sending him his well-known spam letters. How dare you, Mister Tim “Two-Timer” Cumper? Don’t you know, that with each letter you send you are going to make yourself more ridiculous?! But for now let’s expand more on those dumb letters.

In Ellumbra’s fugly letters he called our Queen of Hearts a pervert.
A small explanation of “Pervert”:
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort.
PERFECT MATCH WITH YOU, MISTER TIM “PERVERT” CUMPER!

Honestly, who’s the old pervert? Who’s the one betraying his wife? Who’s the two-timer? Who’s the mega-horny, old, senile pensioner trying to compel our attention? I could continue this for hours, but it’s not worth it. This nuts jackass is not worth the trouble. But let us continue it, just for fun. Watching him drown in his own shit, at his own risk. I wish!

Yes, I am 14 years young and I can still think about my future. But this insane old man.. haha.. he has no future anymore. I do respect elderly persons, but why should I respect a fugly, primitive person, who tells lies, is schizophrenic and who ruined his own life by making mistakes and making others responsible for them.

You silly, poor, old, blind man. You really need help! Come on, let us walk. Take my hand and let me show you the way to the beautiful retirement home where you belong! DAMN IT!!!

Ellumbra the bamboozler

Tim Cumper, on the internet well-known as “ellumbra” tries to convince people of believing his sick stories about planned Hospital- and Real Estate scams, which he surely made up out of thin air. Parallel to his Blog called hospitalscams.blogspot.com he also provides a Youtube account, where he posted a few senseless Videos. A clear fact, that he has just a minimal knowledge of “Windows Movie Maker”. In his primitive blog and videos he wrongfully accuses innocent people about scamming. And that without a firm proof.

Now let me tell you his story:

Tim Cumper is married and had a little trouble with his wife. That’s why he registered at an online dating website and met his Filipina future girlfriend Mayen. By the way, he didn’t contract his marriage yet. Mayen and Tim exchanged their Numbers and by the looks of things they became close.

Tim finally got a ticket to the Philippines to see Mayen, but hold on! He must not leave any traces, so that his wife does not notice the whole shit her husband was doing. As he arrived in the Phils he met Mayen and she introduced him to her friends, colleagues, family and even to her employer of Tierra Maria Estates.

This employer talked with Tim about extending Tierra Maria Estates to the UK and he agreed to provide a mega expensive website called Tierra Maria Estates UK. After all those more than confidential talks Mayen led Tim to her province and introduced him to her parents and relatives. Why? because that runs in the Filipino blood. Our lovebirdies went back to Manila and after swinging his old itlogs several times without protection he flew back to UK.

Tim stood in touch with Mayen through chats and emails. It was bound to happen, that Mayen once told him that she was pregnant, ..an ecotopic pregnancy, to be exact.., and needed Php100,000 for the operation. At this point Tim started to hallucinate that this was all rigged in advance, that Tierra Maria Estates and the hospital where Mayen was located just wanted to force Php100,000 from him.

To cut a long story short:

Tim neglected that, for what he was responsible and the consequences of swinging his old shriveled itlog without any protection. This psychotic old man listens further on to his imaginary friend Jim and keeps spamming on the internet with his arse licker blogs and videos.

TIM, THINGS ARE REALLY FUCKED UP FOR YOU!

well.. considering how stupid he is you could feel sorry for him.

..BUT THIS HEARTLESS BOOTLICKER TWO-TIMER JUST DOESN’T DESERVE IT!

Source: http://jepoy.bengero.com/2008/02/hospitalscamsblogspotcom-severe-case-of.html
..just a little bit shorter

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The Scammers List:

1. Jepoy Bengero – Hospitalscamsblogspot.com = Sever case of Psychosis
2. Filipina Images – Philippine Hospital Scam Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
3. American Lola – The Foreigner = Money Problem
4. Your Pinoy Broker – Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
5. Lalaine – Foreigners…deeply in love with Filipinas
6. Romantic Geeks Comfort Zone – Hospitalscam.blogspot.com = Severe case of Psychosis
7. Siopao Master – Foreigner Needs Psychological Treatment
8. Karlo – hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe case of Psychosis = entertainment
9. Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
10. Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
11. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
12. Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
13. Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
14. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
15. Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
16. I am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
17. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
18. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
19. Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
20. Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
21. 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
22. Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
23. Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
24. When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy
25. Tierra Maria Estates Scam by Pusang Maganda
26. Ellumbra Oder Tim Cumper Wahn by Ellumbranator
27. Ellumbra the bamboozler by 4shorty